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| Norman Gunston.
The little Aussie Bleeder, Norman Gunston (alias Gary McDonald).
Probably is borderline for being in the honorary legends category
for making the comb over look so bad and actually satirising
to the extent that it showed how ridiculous it looks. However,
Norman never showed the progression by displaying an acceptance
of his hair loss so never overtly declared the bald mans cause. |
Kevin Bartlett. The great
Kevin Bartlett was one of the comb over kings. Unfortunately
this photo is a little early in his career. We are attempting
to source a superb image of ‘Hungry’ in the 1980
Grand Final after he has just kicked a goal and running back
the comb over departs his head to display about half a metre
of trailing hair used for the comb over. Classic stuff …..
when we can find it. |
Bert Newton. Bert has never
actually denied he had a transplant and has actually openly
talked about it. Which seems strange when he is obviously in
a case of denial. Maybe Bert feels his head is just not the
right shape to be a bald man. Or maybe now he has just spent
too much money on the plantation and in all fairness, it did
happen when he was a far younger man. Where was the League when
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| William Shatner.
The captain of the Star Ship Enterprise has copped a lot in
the US for wearing a rug around on top of his head. In recent
years South Park lampooned him vigorously with his hair remaining
behind everytime he moved. We can only hypothesise that the
rug is that bad. Come on William, if it is, go with the flow.
Get rid of it. |
John Deeks. Another bald
man in the public eye – occasionally. Hey Deeks, correct
us if we are wrong but aren’t you predominantly a voice
over man, announcer etc. Is anyone really going to worry if
you are bald? Or is there some other reason we can help you
with? |
The Godfrey’s guy. Another
case of really bad and annoying advertising at least getting
noticed. LBHM suspects that one of the worst comb overs in the
country is actually maintained because it is. We should track
him down and wax his head indefinitely just to muck up their
advertising schedule |
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| Burt Reynolds.
One of the earliest and most infamous rugs known to man. Legend
has it that the original rug (and apparently there has been
a few) was actually the fur of a dead animal until it was abandoned
due to flea infestation. |
Jason Dunstall. A lot of
fluffing has been done in this recent publicity shot. We are
pleading with you Jason, please shave it off. You are doing
irreparable damage to the psyche of any other proud bald guy.
We all feel absolute gut wrenching pity that someone as great
and robust on the football field as you is being felled by the
emotional torment of non-acceptance of hair loss. Don’t
try and maintain what little their is. Get along to a League
turn and shave it off.
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Elton John. It just goes
to show that if you can’t accept who you are, throw shit
loads of cash at it and that may fix the problem. Well, hopefully
anyway. No normal person could afford the attempts Elton had
at transplants, to get a half credible hair look and obviously
feel a better person for the pain. |
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| Rob Stitch.
We know he is not going to like this and it probably is a little
harsh. It is difficult to tell whether he is in a prolonged
bout of denial or actually is just going with the flow and accepts
where his head is at. No comb overs etc, so it suggests he is
at ease. Get a camera shot of the top of your head Rob and we'll
switch you from the hall of shame to the honorary members board.
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